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Where do I buy one?
Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2004 : 8:36 p.m.
I saw the most brilliant thing on TV Sunday night. A Hulk melon baller. It was given as a wedding gift from Comic Book Guy to Seymour and Edna (but ultimately it was returned). You insert the melon into the Hulk's mouth, he grunts and growls and a perfect melon ball pops out of his butt. What I want to know is - when are they going to start marketing them?