Dear Lady In The Parking Lot That Almost Hit Me This Afternoon,

Please learn some parking lot etiquette. When you turn down an aisle and notice that someone is already backing out of their spot, it�s customary to let that person finish backing out and let them go on their merry way. Not only will the person leaving that spot be thankful you didn�t hit them, but you will have a spot to park in after they�ve left. What you should not do is continue driving past the person trying to back out and get your panties in a bunch when he or she salutes you for being such a self-absorbed twat.

Love,
Becky

Dear Pedro Martinez,

As much as I admire your talent and what you�ve done during your years in Boston� dude, you�re 33 years old. Please act like it.

Love,
Becky

Dear Motorists of Eastern Massachusetts,

When a snow squall blows through, chances are there�s a lot of black ice on the roads. Please do not drive as though the sun is shining brightly and the roads are bone dry. Some of us would like to live out our lives.

Love,
Becky